Sometimes, I wish I was a pirate.

Arrgh!!

Anyways......

I got into medium-based art (I know, old-school!) at MCA and am not hip to the digital art phenominum of my generation. I understand that Photoshop is easy to use--really-- but that doesn't mean every 12 year old with a fucking computer can make art Thems the breaks, kids. Now get rid of those cell phones and GO OUT AND PLAY IN THE DIRT!!!

My pictures, turned to the right, will be slightly blurry and out of focus. I intend for them to hurt your eyes and make you cry to your mom. But not all of them will be like this--just the good ones (ha ha ha).